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A burglar broke into a house one night.

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He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables to take.

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He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying

"Tinker Bell is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.

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When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head clicked the light back on

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and began searching for more valuables.

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Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,

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clear as a bell he heard,

"Tinker Bell is watching you."

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

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Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who are you?"

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"Peter Pan," replied the bird.

"Peter Pan" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Peter Pan?"

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The bird answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name

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the Rotweiller Tinker Bell."

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